☕ Welcome to Dead Inside Co.

Steve, Head Reaper, Brand Ambassador

by Steve, your least enthusiastic guide to the afterlife (and retail)

Morning. Or whatever time it is. Does it really matter? Time is a flat circle, and I'm stuck in the middle of a corporate burnout spiral that never ends. Welcome to Dead Inside Co., the only place where HR stands for "Horrified Reaper."

You're here. You found us. Either by divine misfortune, a tragically misworded Google search, or maybe you're just dead inside too. Either way, congrats. You're now part of something marginally worse than your last job.

☠️ Who Am I? Why Should You Care?

I'm Steve. Reaper. Employee #666-420. I've been dragging souls to their final destination since the Bronze Age—and now, thanks to downsizing and a questionable internal restructuring decision, I'm the face of this brand. I didn't ask for this. I was told there’d be dental.

Dead Inside Co. is my half-hearted attempt at combining centuries of trauma, caffeine addiction, and corporate apathy into something you can wear, sip from, or read when your will to live is on backorder.

🖤 What’s This Website About?

Let me break it down for the recently undead:

• Coffee Mugs: Because if I have to be vertical before 10 a.m., so do you. Our mugs say what you're thinking but are too emotionally exhausted to verbalize.

• The Blog: Think of it as my internal monologue with Wi-Fi. HR complaints, reaper lore, how-to guides for the emotionally unavailable—it's all here. Written with one skeletal hand and a gallon of black coffee.

• The Brand: Dead Inside Co. is Corporate Gothic™. It's soul-crushing chic. It's the emotional support brand for those of us who’ve survived both the mortal plane and middle management.

💀 Why Stay?

Because nothing says “I'm coping poorly” like buying a mug that says Anti-Murder Juice. Because reading a blog post about the bureaucratic hellscape of soul reaping is weirdly cathartic. Because you’ve already doom-scrolled enough today, and let’s face it—my brand of suffering is strangely relatable.

So grab a mug. Read a post. Join the misery. There’s merch.

Welcome to Dead Inside Co.We're not glad you're here. But we get it.

—SteveStill Dead. Still Employed.