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The Day before forever..... Sirens, coffee and deadlines.
Horns honk and the chaos of the city play like a CD skipping. The smell of the city is a mix of exhaust, stagnant air swirling against...
Andrew Toney
Sep 63 min read


“Reaping Karen: An HR Horror Story”
Filed under: Reap Reports, HOA Hostility, HR Nightmares, & Soul-Crushing Coffee Dependency There are days when I wake up in the...
Andrew Toney
Sep 33 min read


Steve vs. Florida Man
By: Steve, Dead Inside Co. — Head Reaper, Professional Coffee Victim Dispatch from the Underworld It was 2:37 AM when my haunted pager...
Andrew Toney
Aug 283 min read


Steve’s Top 10 Favorite Souls He’s Ever Reaped
By Steve the Reaper, Dead Inside Co. Employee of the Decade (Self-Appointed) “People assume reaping souls is all doom, gloom, and unpaid...
Andrew Toney
Aug 233 min read


Blog Post Draft: “Dispatch 13-A: CrossFit, Kale, and Catastrophe”
Reapin' Ain't Easy Written by Steve the Reaper, Department of Existential Extractions, Dead Inside Co. 06:02 AM — Dispatch Ruins My...
Andrew Toney
Aug 215 min read


Coffee. Chaos. Corporate damnation. (In that order.)
From the desk of Steve, Morale Assassin-in-Chief Monday again. Don’t act surprised. It shows up every damn week like an uninvited vampire...
Andrew Toney
Aug 182 min read


Welcome to the Abyss (Please Wipe Your Feet)
By Steve, Your Reluctant Reaper-in-Residence Oh, look. Another bright-eyed newcomer who thinks clicking on www.deadinsideco.com was a...
Andrew Toney
Aug 182 min read


☕ Welcome to Dead Inside Co.
Steve, Head Reaper, Brand Ambassador by Steve, your least enthusiastic guide to the afterlife (and retail) Morning. Or whatever time it...
Andrew Toney
Aug 172 min read
Steve’s Manifesto
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