“Look, mortal—this isn’t just any shirt. It’s a black ultra-soft T-shirt, softer than the lies HR tells you about ‘work-life balance.’ The red print screams ‘Haunt Now, Rest Never’ because let’s be honest—you weren’t going to rest anyway.

It’s lightweight, comfortable, and perfect for every occasion: funerals, coffee runs, awkward office parties, or, you know, actual haunting. Machine washable, because even the undead spill things.

Buy it, wear it, haunt responsibly—or irresponsibly, I’m not your supervisor (well, technically I am, but HR frowns when I say that).”
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US