Color: Black — like your soul
Fit: Unisex, because gender norms are dead too

Congratulations. You’ve stumbled upon the ultimate uniform for the permanently exhausted and caffeinated elite. This black long sleeve doesn’t just keep you warm — it tells the world you’ve given up, but in style.

Back Design: Our Dead Inside Co. logo — big, bold, and unapologetically sarcastic. White Gothic lettering, angry red accents, and coffee cups steaming like your last shred of sanity.

Front Detail: A tiny oval Dead Inside Co. logo on the left chest, for when subtlety screams louder than HR memos.

Cuff Embroidery: The left wrist is stitched with “Dead Inside Co.” in blood-red embroidery, a gentle reminder of where your paycheck goes: straight to coffee.

Material: Luxurious 100% ringspun cotton that’s softer than your willpower on a Monday.

Fit: Unisex relaxed fit — roomy enough to hide your regrets, fitted enough to look like you “still care.”

Care Instructions: Machine washable. We’d say “gentle cycle,” but honestly, life’s already rough enough.

Tagline:

“Serving Sarcasm & Chaos Since 2025.”

Perfect for:
☕ Mainlining espresso
💻 Working a job you hate
👻 Avoiding human interaction
🎃 Halloween… every damn day• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US